(Source: frickyeah1990s)

best-of-funny:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

X

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

iamthedaniosaur:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

Why is it asking for money?! Who the hell thinks bloggers have money?

oestranhomundodek:

This is how my dashboard was earlier

(Source: eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

estherparker:

venetianassassin:

1-800-Assassino~ (and all related)for you ladies.

Because I know you love this part.
- from the podcast with Roger Craig Smith, voice actor of Ezio.

notsoscrumptious:

it’s fucked up how many people on tumblr are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV and how most have had a relatively normal childhood yet there’s a boom of depression and ED’s and mental disorders and it’s dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labelled as reckless but we’re only reckless with ourselves