May 2012
inghelene asked: 37 & 38
moraniarty:
forever-delayed:
awful—end:
...
“As egos collide, Black Widow—street name, Natasha Romanova—is the only character...”
– From an article about the reviews downplaying/ignoring the importance of Black Widow in the film, and the role of women in action in general. (via honeyspider)
When your mom buys you clothes that you don't...
thebestlolz:
That awkward moment when you're out with your...
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
cambrialovesbbt:
It doesn’t matter what your going to talk about but PLEASE Never use the phrase
“We need to talk”
In movies, television, and in real life that means “Your doing something wrong and I am probably dumping your dumb ass right now. Bet you didn’t see it coming”
It scares me …
